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Welcome traveler! My, I wonder what could possibly have brought you so deep into these woods as to find my soggy old cabin? A remote place like this doesn’t exactly attract visitors, you know. No matter! Step inside, why don’t you? Here, have a seat by the fireplace. Let me just put the kettle on and I’ll share with you some of the stories from my younger days as a glory-seeking adventurer. No, don’t fall asleep! This’ll be good, promise.
Within the humble pages of this website you’ll find heroic tales forged through countless tabletop role-playing game sessions, primarily Dungeons & Dragons. Painstakingly transcribed from my goldfish-like memory, these posts intend to serve as an archive of all my adventures. Or rather, all my adventures since the site was launched in October 2023 along with a few foggily remembered older tales of particular note, complete with excessive footnotes. Enjoy!
Latest posts
Witchlight Part 5: The Soggy Downfall
in Tales from the Table → The Wild Beyond the WitchlightAfter a dramatic battle against rabbit bandits, things get increasingly soggy.
Witchlight Part 4: Welcome to Hither
in Tales from the Table → The Wild Beyond the WitchlightThe group gets in trouble with rabbits. They also go sailing.
Witchlight Part 3: Proposals, Pixies, and Pocket Watches
in Tales from the Table → The Wild Beyond the WitchlightThe Beatles visit the Pixie kingdom. Clownius joins the party. Starlight becomes king.
Witchlight Part 2: Big Top Extravaganza
in Tales from the Table → The Wild Beyond the WitchlightThe party gets a name and a new member. A devious scheme emerges.
Witchlight Part 1: The Carnival
in Tales from the Table → The Wild Beyond the WitchlightWe didn’t get much done, but at least we had fun. Hey, that rhymes!
The Many Deaths of Kenny
in Tales from the Table → Assorted InsanityThe story of Kenny, who died a lot.
Witchlight Part 0: The Quest Begins
in Tales from the Table → The Wild Beyond the WitchlightThe humble beginnings of the Witchlight campaign. All aboard the whimsy train!
Minis: Humblewood Gang
in Role-Playing Games → MiniaturesA gang o’ folks from the humble woods of Humblewood.
Fate in Flux Part 3: The Laws of Probability are Mine!
in Tales from the Table → Fate in FluxThe epic finale of Fate in Flux—involving volcanoes, meteors, and Gore’s awkward family reunion.
Fate in Flux Part 2: Pick a Card, Any Card
in Tales from the Table → Fate in FluxThe party just can’t stop robbing people. The Deck of Many Things turns one of them into a Pokemon.
Fate in Flux Part 1: Bringing the Circus to Town, Sort Of
in Tales from the Table → Fate in FluxThe group hunts for dice, sets fire to nose hair, robs a casino, and barbecues kobolds.
Fate in Flux Part 0: A Rather Silly Premise
in Tales from the Table → Fate in FluxIn which I talk about ducks and how they can break D&D.
Minis: Crimes LeBandit
in Role-Playing Games → MiniaturesThis is Crimes the rogue, who is also a raccoon.
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Tales from the Table
Home of all the stories from my RPG sessions.
Role-Playing Games
Herein lie all the RPG-related things that aren’t stories from my games.