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Welcome, traveler! My, I wonder what could possibly have brought you so deep into these woods as to find my soggy old cabin? A remote place like this doesn’t exactly attract visitors, you know. No matter! Step inside, why don’t you? Here, have a seat by the fireplace. Let me just put the kettle on and I’ll share with you some of the stories from my younger days as a glory-seeking adventurer. No, don’t fall asleep! This’ll be good, promise.
Within the humble pages of this website you’ll find heroic tales forged through countless tabletop role-playing game sessions, primarily Dungeons & Dragons. Painstakingly transcribed from my goldfish-like memory, these posts intend to serve as an archive of all my adventures. Or rather, all my adventures since the site was launched in October 2023, along with a few foggily remembered older tales of particular note, complete with excessive footnotes. Enjoy!
Latest posts
Witchlight Part 17: Philomena and Vex Go to the Palace
in Tales from the Table → The Wild Beyond the WitchlightDad jokes, a palace in the clouds, and Dog Vex.
Witchlight Part 16: Hag Fight the Third
in Tales from the Table → The Wild Beyond the WitchlightThe party battles the last of the hags and looks around her house.
Witchlight Part 15: The World's End
in Tales from the Table → The Wild Beyond the WitchlightThe gang puts on one hell of a show.
Witchlight Part 14: Korreds & Brigganocks, or: The Great Misunderstanding
in Tales from the Table → The Wild Beyond the WitchlightWhy can’t we all just get along? Poor communication, apparently. Also, shadow puppet theater.
Witchlight Part 13: Now Arriving in Yon
in Tales from the Table → The Wild Beyond the WitchlightThe gang goes to Yon. They don’t care for the weather.
Witchlight Part 12: Adventures in a Giant Log
in Tales from the Table → The Wild Beyond the WitchlightThe gang loots the house of the woman they just murdered, and finally learn what the hell Eiri is.
Denton and Tragan
in Role-Playing Games → All My CharactersTwo characters I played in a Shadowdark one-shot, and a rambling aside about old-school games.
Witchlight Part 11: Another one Bites the Dust
in Tales from the Table → The Wild Beyond the WitchlightIn which a battle against chairs and a witch is fought.
Minis: Vex
in Role-Playing Games → MiniaturesThe mini of Farvex Dusk from Wild Beyond the Witchlight in all his purple glory.
Witchlight Part 10: Goat Limbo
in Tales from the Table → The Wild Beyond the WitchlightAn assassin appears. Lionidas finally reveals the truth about himself. The plan® begins to form.
Witchlight Part 9: Woodlands & Wonder
in Tales from the Table → The Wild Beyond the WitchlightKnitted playing cards, an evil Santa, a gang of kids, and a unicorn.
Witchlight Part 8: Thither over Yonder
in Tales from the Table → The Wild Beyond the WitchlightPhilomena gets a new piece of ass. The Beatles discover the fragility of balloons. Vex tries his hand at rodeo.
Witchlight Part 7: Bavlorna's Bane
in Tales from the Table → The Wild Beyond the WitchlightThe party stumbles hard during their first boss battle.
Witchlight Part 6: A Game of Toads
in Tales from the Table → The Wild Beyond the WitchlightThe party gets a makeover, to their dismay. Then they stage a revolution.
Witchlight Part 5: The Soggy Downfall
in Tales from the Table → The Wild Beyond the WitchlightAfter a dramatic battle against rabbit bandits, things get increasingly soggy.
Things on this site
Tales from the Table
Home of all the stories from my RPG sessions.
Role-Playing Games
Herein lie all the RPG-related things that aren’t stories from my games.